> holiday_drop.exe --limited
from the timeline
Six tech-meme Christmas sweaters, fully knitted jacquard. Made to order, knitted not printed.
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$89 $99 early bird Ā· through Oct 31

$89 $99 early bird Ā· through Oct 31

$89 $99 early bird Ā· through Oct 31

$89 $99 early bird Ā· through Oct 31

$89 $99 early bird Ā· through Oct 31

$89 $99 early bird Ā· through Oct 31

Up close: the jacquard knit, one stitch at a time.
// craftsmanship.md
Lesser holiday garments are printed, a mere layer of ink on a sad blank. Ours are different: each design is knitted directly into the fabric as a 4-color jacquard. The robots aren't on the sweater. They are the sweater.

// enterprise.exe --holiday-party
Your logo, your founders, your inside jokes, knitted into a Christmas sweater. For the holiday party, the offsite, or swag people actually wear.
Learn more āAll sweaters are knitted to order and ship the first week of December, in time for your holiday party. $4.99 flat-rate US shipping; we currently ship to US addresses only. Exact transit times vary by destination.
Unisex crewneck, classic fit, sizes XSā2XL. Fit tip: it's unisex, so check the chest width against a sweater that fits you well.
| Size | Chest width (laid flat) | Body length | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 18 1/2ā³47 cm | 24 3/4ā³63 cm | 23 5/8ā³60 cm |
| S | 19 1/2ā³49.5 cm | 25 3/4ā³65.5 cm | 24 3/4ā³63 cm |
| M | 20 1/2ā³52 cm | 26 3/4ā³68 cm | 25 5/8ā³65 cm |
| L | 22ā³56 cm | 27 3/4ā³70.5 cm | 26ā³66 cm |
| XL | 23 5/8ā³60 cm | 28 3/4ā³73 cm | 26 3/8ā³67 cm |
| 2XL | 25 1/4ā³64 cm | 29 3/4ā³75.5 cm | 26 3/4ā³68 cm |
Garment measurements in inches / cm. Unisex classic fit; compare with a sweater you already love, laid flat. Sweaters may shrink slightly after the first wash.
Nope. Every design is knitted into the fabric as a 4-color jacquard, so there is no print to crack or peel.
We don't keep inventory. Your sweater gets knitted after you order, which is why it ships in December and not tomorrow. Very lean. Very startup.
Charges appear on your statement as SMALLSITE* SWEATERS.
Because each sweater is made to order, we can't accept returns for size or change of mind. If yours arrives defective or damaged, email us and we'll make it right.
Machine wash cold to warm (30ā40°C), tumble dry low, no bleach, no dry cleaning.
Email us at techbrosweaters@mail.grokbot.com. A real human reads every message.
// support.txt
Questions about sizing, orders, or shipping? Email us and a human (plus his bot) will get back to you, usually within 1-2 business days.
Ugly Christmas sweaters for the terminally online.