Kardashev 2 or Bust sweater

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Kardashev 2 or Bust

$89 $99 early bird · through Oct 31

⚡ Early-bird price $89 through Oct 31, then $99. Ships first week of December.

A Dyson swarm of ornaments around a very festive star. Harness the full output of the sun, and also look great at brunch.

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Full measurements

SizeChest width
(laid flat)		Body lengthSleeve length
XS18 1/2″47 cm24 3/4″63 cm23 5/8″60 cm
S19 1/2″49.5 cm25 3/4″65.5 cm24 3/4″63 cm
M20 1/2″52 cm26 3/4″68 cm25 5/8″65 cm
L22″56 cm27 3/4″70.5 cm26″66 cm
XL23 5/8″60 cm28 3/4″73 cm26 3/8″67 cm
2XL25 1/4″64 cm29 3/4″75.5 cm26 3/4″68 cm

Garment measurements in inches / cm. Unisex classic fit; compare with a sweater you already love, laid flat. Sweaters may shrink slightly after the first wash.

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Made to order. Ships first week of December, in time for your holiday party. $4.99 flat-rate US shipping.

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