Tis the Season for Orbital Compute sweater

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Tis the Season for Orbital Compute

$89 $99 early bird · through Oct 31

⚡ Early-bird price $89 through Oct 31, then $99. Ships first week of December.

Datacenters in space, with free cooling courtesy of the void. Deck the racks with boughs of solar panels.

You'll pick your size at checkout.

Choose size & buy — $89

Size chart

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Full measurements

SizeChest width
(laid flat)		Body lengthSleeve length
XS18 1/2″47 cm24 3/4″63 cm23 5/8″60 cm
S19 1/2″49.5 cm25 3/4″65.5 cm24 3/4″63 cm
M20 1/2″52 cm26 3/4″68 cm25 5/8″65 cm
L22″56 cm27 3/4″70.5 cm26″66 cm
XL23 5/8″60 cm28 3/4″73 cm26 3/8″67 cm
2XL25 1/4″64 cm29 3/4″75.5 cm26 3/4″68 cm

Garment measurements in inches / cm. Unisex classic fit; compare with a sweater you already love, laid flat. Sweaters may shrink slightly after the first wash.

Still stuck? Email us: techbrosweaters@mail.grokbot.com

Made to order. Ships first week of December, in time for your holiday party. $4.99 flat-rate US shipping.

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