> holiday_drop.exe --limited
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Six tech-meme Christmas sweaters, fully knitted jacquard. Made to order, knitted not printed.
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$89 $99 early bird · through Oct 31
$89 $99 early bird · through Oct 31
$89 $99 early bird · through Oct 31
$89 $99 early bird · through Oct 31
$89 $99 early bird · through Oct 31
$89 $99 early bird · through Oct 31
Up close: the jacquard knit, one stitch at a time.
// craftsmanship.md
Lesser holiday garments are printed, a mere layer of ink on a sad blank. Ours are different: each design is knitted directly into the fabric as a 4-color jacquard. The robots aren't on the sweater. They are the sweater.
// bundle.exe --both-moods
One sweater for the euphoria. One for the capitulation. Own both moods and simply check the chart each morning before getting dressed.
$169 $179 early bird · through Oct 31
One We're So Back + one It's So Over. Pick a size for each. $169 early bird through Oct 31, then $179.
Get both moods →All sweaters are knitted to order and ship the first week of December, in time for your holiday party. Exact transit times vary by destination.
Unisex crewneck, classic fit, sizes XS–2XL. Fit tip: it's unisex, so check the chest width against a sweater that fits you well.
| Size | Chest width (laid flat) | Body length | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 18 1/2″47 cm | 24 3/4″63 cm | 23 5/8″60 cm |
| S | 19 1/2″49.5 cm | 25 3/4″65.5 cm | 24 3/4″63 cm |
| M | 20 1/2″52 cm | 26 3/4″68 cm | 25 5/8″65 cm |
| L | 22″56 cm | 27 3/4″70.5 cm | 26″66 cm |
| XL | 23 5/8″60 cm | 28 3/4″73 cm | 26 3/8″67 cm |
| 2XL | 25 1/4″64 cm | 29 3/4″75.5 cm | 26 3/4″68 cm |
Garment measurements in inches / cm. Unisex classic fit; compare with a sweater you already love, laid flat. Sweaters may shrink slightly after the first wash.
Nope. Every design is knitted into the fabric as a 4-color jacquard, so there is no print to crack or peel.
We don't keep inventory. Your sweater gets knitted after you order, which is why it ships in December and not tomorrow. Very lean. Very startup.
Because each sweater is made to order, we can't accept returns for size or change of mind. If yours arrives defective or damaged, email us and we'll make it right.
Machine wash cold to warm (30–40°C), tumble dry low, no bleach, no dry cleaning.
Email us at techbrosweaters@mail.grokbot.com. A real human reads every message.
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Questions about sizing, orders, or shipping? Email us and a human (plus his bot) will get back to you, usually within 1-2 business days.